Shoplifter
Posted in Asides on January 3, 2006 | No Comments »
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge, he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied: “A can of peaches”.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was Hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. [...]
