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Archive for May 19th, 2006

The Vatican announced today that the Pope has contracted bird flu.
They think he caught it from a cardinal.
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So Dick Cheney comes in and tells George Bush that the National Guard should protect the borders.
George says he thinks that is a good idea, but what about the Barnes & Noble.

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You scored as Roman Catholic. You are Roman Catholic. Church tradition and ecclesial authority are hugely important, and the most important part of worship for you is mass. As the Mother of God, Mary is important in your theology, and as the communion of saints includes the living and the dead, you can also ask [...]

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You scored as Amillenialist. Amillenialism believes that the 1000 year reign is not literal but figurative, and that Christ began to reign at his ascension. People take some prophetic scripture far too literally in your view.

Amillenialist

100%

Moltmannian Eschatology

75%

Premillenialist

50%

Preterist

25%

Left Behind

25%

Postmillenialist

25%

Dispensationalist

0%

What's your eschatology?
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You scored as Anselm. Anselm is the outstanding theologian of the medieval period.He sees man's primary problem as having failed to render unto God what we owe him, so God becomes man in Christ and gives God what he is due. You should read 'Cur Deus Homo?'
Goodness, I am a big fan of Anselm and [...]

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