2005 Catholic Prayer Breakfast - President’s Remarks

REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT
AT THE NATIONAL CATHOLIC PRAYER BREAKFAST
Washington Hilton Hotel
Washington, D.C.
THE PRESIDENT: 
Thank you for that warm reception — especially for a Methodist.  (Laughter and applause.)  It's an honor to be here at the 2nd Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast.  This is a new tradition, yet, its promises are timeless for Catholic Americans:  to thank [...]

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SPECIAL BULETIN FROM THE PENTAGON

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee, West Virginia and Texas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is [...]

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