I thought this was very funny, even though quite partisan:
Dear Abby,
I have two brothers. One is a Democrat and the other was just sentenced to death for murder. My mother died from insanity when I was three, my father is in jail for selling dope and my two sisters are both prostitutes. I recently met a girl who was just released from prison for smothering her illegitimate child and I want to marry her. Here is my question; Should I be honest and tell her about my brother, the Democrat?
Worried in Ohio
