Hey, recently I was watching the Olympics and there was a short news story about how Michael Phelps has the perfect body for a swimmer: large hands, big feet, long torso and short legs. He is also double-jointed. Oh my goodness, I thought! Phelps and I have the same body! Well, almost, I do have a bigger gut. But wait! That would make a great floatation device, so that I could expand all my energy on moving through the water. Anyhow, I gave his house a call in Baltimore, just about 45 minutes away from me, but he was not home. In my excitement I forgot he was still in China. To make a long story short, I talked to his people and come the next Olympics, Mike and I are going to compete in synchronous swimming! Watch out world, we are going for the GOLD!