I have no idea why someone sent this email to me, it must have been misdirected. I am not even able to agree “completely” with the message, thus why I have added the pictures of nuns. In any case, it is funny!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman’s Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman!
And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO what a ride!” Have a wonderful day!
To the Girls!!!
Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened.
—Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being — hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain’t no place for sissies.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
THE ORIGINAL EMAIL DID NOT HAVE THE NUN PICTURES. THEY WERE ADDED FOR WHOLESOME HUMOR BUT ALSO TO SHOW SOMETHING OF THE DISCONNECT IN THE FIRST PART OF THE POST. RELIGIOUS SISTERS AND NUNS ARE COURAGEOUS WOMEN OF FAITH AND LIVING SIGNS OF CONTRADICTION. THEY LIVE LIFE TO ITS FULLEST, BUT ALSO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE…LOVING AND SERVING GOD.
THOSE WHO LIVE “ONLY” FOR THE FLESH, WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND SUCH HOLY WOMEN…
AND THEY ARE TRULY BEAUTIFUL!