My Internet connection is still not what it should be, but I thought I would post anyway. There is so much I want to comment upon if I find time…my new parish assignment, the motu propio for the Tridentine Mass, the Holy Office’s document on ecumenism and the definition of “church”, etc. As for now, here is something fun:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
Someone who is fed up with people.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have. I have character lines.